Saturday, September 26, 2009

happy stance

Remember why guy people want to hear you talk about your schismatic ego and all but first language and then let it flow. Besides I am a bit scranton by your previous blogs remember love your language and treat her with respect, pep talk. Besides I am not a gloomy or morose person by nature those frittatas that know me know i mean some serious sidetracks and lost panels... What a hell raising bit of a third of a year here on skid row. Medication after medication, none work and therefore I go on and off and on and off. Yet deep within I know now that it was nothing more that a case of slim shady. Yes indeed I was deep within the annals of a mason minded party plan to expose that beggar for the heathen he truly is. Yet in some lost vision i recall how i cracked the piggy stall itself only to move onto unguided turf in someone elses sandwich pack. 40 seems to be my number as well as 63 but ask me why and I will tell you that with a little bit of help fizzle found his way back to camp, I wish to return despite this sorry crunch of misbehavior and solace into what I love to do, write short stories. Thus it began as such. Where are you headed cried Stacy, nowhere my lamb, only to derive my dearest wish from the glove compartment, a loaded 45 no doubt, what have you gotten us into this time another sly atm to compromise, we have only hmm but maybe like five grand from a flea market and some sullied clothing, how are we going to find a motel with you chasing the latest flea bitten scrimp off the street, please, enough trollling already. As you wish, the steadfast firearm glided across her voluptuous thigh and she totally freaked out and said dont toy with me you sarcophagus, im running the show please pull over and ill open up the canvas and we can get some rest. This desert is so perilous my dear, why should we try to take up with a clan of scorpions when we could have all the comforts of home and a cablevision bed that shakes when you toss a coin. As you wish shameless dog that you are maybe i can watch you tell the man in the motel that you have blood all over your shoes. True, I said sadly. Well, in that case I think your are on to something, we might want to find an abandoned trailer home and find a nice shower to calm your nerves. I agree, wait, I have an idea, I will throw on some slippers and put those muddy rutgers away if it pleases you. You know I have that psychological whining thriller that means o gosh geez, i stepped all over your life and drove past your house with a handful of chitlins only to find nothing better than a sleeping mutt waiting for a beggin strip. If you say so, do you know that dogs often chase after their tails, much like cats, wherefore we are lucky if we see an ardvark or armadillo around this part of town. We had just robbed a bank in carbondale and were on our way to aspen, when I thought of the perfect solution to this stigmatized adirondack. We must try to hide out in say like the nearest underbad, Paonia of course, of course dearest and dont forget that, by the time we get to mikes I will be in the mood for a milkshake and i want you to find a new pair of shoes and mind your arsenal of hedonistic tremulous troubadours.

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